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fuck-kirk:

roboboners:

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

"the Bieber-Legolas fight"

"Legolas, what do your elf eyes see!?"
"A LITTLE BITCH!”

fuck-kirk:

roboboners:

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

"the Bieber-Legolas fight"

"Legolas, what do your elf eyes see!?"

"A LITTLE BITCH!”

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Mary Balogh, Simply Magic

Posted 1 month ago
I am aware of myself. And, of course, the only things that are aware of themselves and conscious of their individuality are irritated eyes, cut fingers, sore teeth. A healthy eye, finger, tooth might as well not even be there. Isn’t it clear that individual consciousness is just sickness?
Yevgeny Zamyatin, We (via pastizche)
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Chase you?

Nah bitch, I don’t even chase my liquor!